Rock And Roll Is Corrupting Our Children! Or Maybe Just Making Them Cooler…



I have, before you, video proof that if you want your kid to become a cool internet star, you have to make them listen to the good music early on.  Forget all that stuff about nurturing them with the classically arranged pieces from Bach, Beethoven, Coldplay and Niki Manaj.  Forget everything you know about putting them to bed on time and feeding them their vegetables.  I am about to show you everything you need to give your kid a proper head start.

It’s like somebody took everything that is wrong with the internet and raising kids and put it into two tiny little packages.  Step aside Charlie and the brother who wishes he was Charlie, there’s a new rock concert in town.  It’s stuff like this that makes me want to borrow somebody else’s kids, corrupt them on video and then return them at the end of the day.  I’ll be accepting applications for all of you parents who want your kids to go down in jail history.


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