WHAT SORCERY IS THIS: Taylor Swift Pick-Up Lines.


 

So, do you remember that one time when Taylor Swift got a boyfriend, fell in love too fast, and then got so angry when he broke up with her that she wrote a song about it?  “You mean like every one of her albums ever?”  Oh yeah…that’s all of her good songs….  Well, someone got really tired of all of her hateful words and decided to use them for good, bringing forth a new era in pick-up lines and chivalry.  Okay, they actually were probably just making fun of the fact that Taylor Swift doesn’t seem to be getting the hint from all of these ex-boyfriends.  It’s not me it’s you.   Keep reading to watch a bunch of girls give this guy their best Taylor Swift crazy eyes.

I tried doing this one time, except that I used Sean Kingston instead of Taylor Swift.  Apparently, girls don’t like it when you keep telling them they make you want to kill yourself in horrible ways.  “That’s not the lyrics….”  I’m nothing without my honesty!  Though perhaps next time I’ll just run after them screaming “baby” over and over again.

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