So, Michigan cops suck, amiright?! I mean, who seriously arrests Batman? He is king of dreams and crime fighting! “Uh…dreams?” Well, except for my dreams since I’m not weird like you are. But back to the issue at hand….geez that got more off topic than the Presidential debate *ZING I’M RELEVANT*. So according to these so-called sources that I keep finding in the dark corners of the irrelevant internet, he was arrested for interfering with an investigation. Keep reading to see why this standalone citizen of Petoskey, Michigan has found the worst of injustices this night. “You can’t stay Petoskey on this site! Children read these things!” Ha! Nobody reads this site….
Troopers were responding to the scene of a personal injury accident in which the driver had left the scene.
“When we arrived, (Williams) was at the scene in his Batman outfit. He wouldn’t clear the scene and we had a canine out there and he kept screwing up the scent,” Gorno said. “He said he wanted to help us look for the driver.”
“We didn’t want the dog to track Batman instead of the accident scene and he was getting in the way of officers who had a job to do.”
I don’t know what they were all worried about. Obviously Batman was on the case. I mean, look at the guy (pictured at the top, not the other guy). That guy means serious Batman business. The article also says something about having his suit confiscated?! That thing is worth like a zillion dollars! Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “That it looks like he bought the materials at a dollar store and sewed it himself?” No, that he better make sure those cops know it’s dry clean only! Oh how I long to be as adventurous as that man. I used to be Batman you know, until I took an “DON’T EVEN SAY IT!” Oh…fine then.