Seen here looking more delicious than ever is the coolest looking rock ever recorded in human history. Let’s face it, if we could choose to have bacon for skin instead of…well…skin, we would pick bacon every time (honey-glazed pepper bacon for me!). Sure people would stare, but they would stare because you look delicious instead of because you look like the missing link between humans and orangutans – and you all know who you just thought of… “Yeah, your mom.” IS BEAUTIFUL! Keep reading for more sizzling action than you find in a skillet cooking a bunch of bacon! “I don’t think you get how comparison transitions work…” COME AT ME, BRO!
Strange fact, if the world ran out of bacon, approximately the whole population would die of severe depression. It’s true. Even vegetarians would die because they wouldn’t get to claim to be vegetarians anymore. They would just be normal people and their inflated egos would burst and kill them. “I take it you don’t like vegetarians?” IT ISN’T NORMAL TO NOT LIKE BACON!
SOURCE: MSN Now